"Could actually be good if you bothered to write it properly". Poundshop potshots at the media moral maze. Contains swears. Disliked by Howard Jacobson. Therefore: Enjoy.
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
Should have run the bastard over
I only hope this petty-minded twit doesn't need an ambulance anytime soon. On the other hand, let's hope he does.
Hmm. I think you might be taking a half-arsed, badly reported, Telegraph stitch-up job with too little salt there.
I mean - even from the story as reported you can see that wasn't an ambulance, it was a 4x4 without very obvious ambulance markings; it wasn't carrying an injured person, it was on its way to deal with someone who'd hurt their knee, not a serious emergency; and the context was that a bunch of twats in cars were trying to park in the no vehicles area. Mistaking the 4x4 for yet another dickhead who thought he had the right to park wouldn't be the most outrageous thing anyone in the world had ever done...
Fear. Fear! Fear about wrinkles. You're getting old! And look, the bloody Poles are procreating! The selfish bastards, having children which are just a strain on the NHS and schools rather than paying for the vast pension pot of an ageing population who... er, read the Daily Mail and have wrinkles. But there's a picture of Kate & Gerry to lighten the mood. Some new bollocks theory about what someone might have thought a few months ago but isn't sure about now. Who did they sell her to? Darkies probably! Coming over to steal our babies! But not the Polish ones, obviously.
Something implying that darkies took the blonde child? Check. Some lies about immigration statistics? Check. A wilfully ignorant front-page rant that a child of five could dismantle? Check. A free DVD that no-one wants? Check. A picture of a pre-pubescent boy from the same newspaper that would vilify paedophiles? Check. A bit of poppy fascism? Check. JACKPOT!
...says no-one, ever. But that doesn't mean you can't say that in a headline, obviously
1 comments:
Hmm. I think you might be taking a half-arsed, badly reported, Telegraph stitch-up job with too little salt there.
I mean - even from the story as reported you can see that wasn't an ambulance, it was a 4x4 without very obvious ambulance markings; it wasn't carrying an injured person, it was on its way to deal with someone who'd hurt their knee, not a serious emergency; and the context was that a bunch of twats in cars were trying to park in the no vehicles area. Mistaking the 4x4 for yet another dickhead who thought he had the right to park wouldn't be the most outrageous thing anyone in the world had ever done...
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