Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Our new masters



If you look at this photograph and think "Hmm, there doesn't appear to be anything wrong with that" then may I invite you to jump headfirst down the nearest metal fire escape.

Whereas if you think: "Jesus Christ, are these awful boorish ruddy tits really the people who are going to be running the country in a year's time, not because they have any decent policies or anything approaching a vision for the country, but simply because we've decided that it's their turn, and our miserably pisspoor and rankly unfair electoral system will give them an enormous landslide despite the fact they'll probably only scrape about 35 per cent of the popular vote? Don't we deserve better than to be ruled by this horrific shower of oily shites?" then don't worry. You're not alone.

9 comments:

doomtube said...

i agree 100% what can we do about it .... i'm at a loss

Dave Semple said...

They say a picture can tell a thousand words: this one told me "What a shower of over-fed, over-paid arseholes." Heh, how's that for economy - only needed nine of my thousand.

Chuffer said...

The worst thing is that they are considered the presentable face of the Conservative Party.

If you zoom that photo out then sitting behind them are hundreds of people so appalling they make those three guffawing goons seem reasonable decent human beings. And that's truly frightening

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

That is a very, VERY disturbing photo.

Oh dear.

Ben S said...

Jesus fecking christ. So. Depressed.

The Nameless Libertarian said...

I agree. Although it is more like 9 months time now.

Akela said...

The think that pisses me off most of all is that they are going to get in because the Labour party, the party that is meant to stand for Joe and Jo Blogs has fucked up so badly.

Even worse though is that when they get in there will be a wave of euphoria that we are rid of the current shower of shit only for 6 months later for people to realise that the conservatives are just as shit and then the door will swing wide open for the extremists.

Tom Freeman said...

Yes, it's priceless. And Letwin is supposed to be one of the more sophisticated ones... As for the other two, I remain convinced that Duncan is only in the shadow cabinet in order to make Osborne look down-to-earth and gentlemanly by comparison.

Lizzie Barrett said...

That's one very red faced man. Why can I picture him striding about the place in tweed with a gun tucked under his arm and a couple of dogs at his feet, clutching a galss of brandy?