"Could actually be good if you bothered to write it properly". Poundshop potshots at the media moral maze. Contains swears. Disliked by Howard Jacobson. Therefore: Enjoy.
Monday, 30 November 2009
Today's Winterval card
Today's delightful card comes from Antilles Hades:
Think you can do better? Email me at antonvowl@live.co.uk
I was going to suggest a snow scene with a tree stump in the middle where elf'n'safety had cut down the tree. I don't have the ability to make that myself
Fear. Fear! Fear about wrinkles. You're getting old! And look, the bloody Poles are procreating! The selfish bastards, having children which are just a strain on the NHS and schools rather than paying for the vast pension pot of an ageing population who... er, read the Daily Mail and have wrinkles. But there's a picture of Kate & Gerry to lighten the mood. Some new bollocks theory about what someone might have thought a few months ago but isn't sure about now. Who did they sell her to? Darkies probably! Coming over to steal our babies! But not the Polish ones, obviously.
Something implying that darkies took the blonde child? Check. Some lies about immigration statistics? Check. A wilfully ignorant front-page rant that a child of five could dismantle? Check. A free DVD that no-one wants? Check. A picture of a pre-pubescent boy from the same newspaper that would vilify paedophiles? Check. A bit of poppy fascism? Check. JACKPOT!
...says no-one, ever. But that doesn't mean you can't say that in a headline, obviously
2 comments:
Are we going to be able to buy these in a box set? I do hope so.
I was going to suggest a completely blank card so that nothing on it could possibly offend. And then I realised it would be white.
I was going to suggest a snow scene with a tree stump in the middle where elf'n'safety had cut down the tree. I don't have the ability to make that myself
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